about 1 year ago - 1 comment
Bigger Better Beards
10 Reasons it would Rule to date a Unicorn
How to Impress a girl from Ancient History until Now
How to turn your car into an unstoppable murdering machine
What Santa really does while you are asleep
The phases of dating
Types of Bad Kissers
How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you
about 1 year ago - No comments
Thanksgiving morning my phone rings. The ringtone is “Sweet Transvestite”, so that means it can only be one person, my friend Brandon. I am thinking I’m getting a Happy Thanksgiving call but to my dissapointment, it was a call with bad news.
Miranda, my friend I met through him (he once dated her), had died that [...]
about 2 years ago - 2 comments
If an Atomic Bombshell and a Ninja get married and have babies, are they atomic ninjas or ninja bombshells? I guess it depends on the gender! Congrats Carrie and Jordan!
about 2 years ago - 9 comments
I just got surprised at work with an awesome baby shower.
During my baby shower, I got Rick Rolled! If you want to see my Rick Roll, click here.
Photos Here
about 2 years ago - 1 comment
From Joelle’s blog, Tenth Muse:
Carly’s book, Sexography, is both a tragic and comedic memoirs about her journey of sexual self-discovery. And now, it’s your turn to blog your own version of Sexography. Even if you’re not a “sex writer” per se, we want to encourage you to explore the comedy, fear, silliness, scariness, million-and-one emotions [...]
about 2 years ago - 6 comments
And this is my 11th day in the hospital. Baby is fine, mommy is getting better, but be prepared for a long post…
First, let’s go for my health background. I have Hereditary Spherocytosis. Basically I have some funky looking red blood cells. They jerked my spleen out when I was 5. [...]
about 2 years ago - 1 comment
I found this little product on Joelle’s site. I must say I have to have this!
Clitter
about 2 years ago - 2 comments
If you have ever wondered why I love Mitchell so much, this should answer your question.
I come home from work to this on the door:
about 2 years ago - 3 comments
Everyone should go vote for the sexy Kitta for 2007’s sexiest geek.
about 2 years ago - 1 comment
2007 Word of the year: w00t!
2007 Quote of the year: “Don’t Tase Me, Bro!”
about 2 years ago
I remember riding around in a brown station wagon and seeing this really wierd looking three-wheeled car. I always thought it was just in my head until I was recently looking through my mom’s old family albums and there it was…a little red three-wheeled car. My mom said that I was either 2 or 3 when we saw the car. It was an electric car by the way.
about 2 years ago
I remember getting Mrs. Beasley for Christmas. I remember living in New Orleans and there being a flood, and my mom carrying my brother and holding my hand…then seeing a man in his fishing boat, running the motor…down what was the street.
about 2 years ago
I know exactly what you mean because the same thing happened to me. My dad only took his mustache off one other time, and it freaked me out almost as bad the second time as it did back when I was 4 years old.
What a strange thing for us to have in common!
about 2 years ago
I can remember when my younger sister was born, we had to wait downstairs in the front room until my Aunt came for us, I was four years old. I can remember that day even now, 74 years has passed.