about 2 years ago - 5 comments
So tonight at 6pm I am going to start being induced for labor. Thursday of last week we had an ultrasound. Chloe weighed 8lbs and 7oz. The doctor said this weight can be off by 2lbs either way. Because I do not want to birth a 10lb baby and our home remedies of walking, sex, [...]
about 2 years ago - 4 comments
As I approach my last days of pregnancy I want to offer my non-educated, completely un-researched advice to those who are, or will be pregnant…
Take it easy. You can only play the pregnancy card for 9 months. Take advantage of it and let other’s do the little things for you.
You are not crazy. It’s the [...]
about 2 years ago - 9 comments
I just got surprised at work with an awesome baby shower.
During my baby shower, I got Rick Rolled! If you want to see my Rick Roll, click here.
Photos Here
about 2 years ago - 6 comments
I’m changing all my screen names. I’ll no longer be geeksmakemehot, I’ll be emopregnantchick. It is a little more fitting these days. Seriously, wtf is up with hormones. I have enough to worry about right now without worrying if I’m going to start bawling if someone looks at me wrong, or [...]
about 2 years ago - 6 comments
And this is my 11th day in the hospital. Baby is fine, mommy is getting better, but be prepared for a long post…
First, let’s go for my health background. I have Hereditary Spherocytosis. Basically I have some funky looking red blood cells. They jerked my spleen out when I was 5. [...]
about 2 years ago - 4 comments
I’m now around the 28 week mark and I’ve never been so uncomfortable in my life. I look absolutely silly sitting here at work. I have a pillow between me and the desk and a heating pad on my back. I try to get up and make a lap around the office every 30 mins [...]
about 2 years ago - 2 comments
I have always been a huge fan of yard sales, flea markets and consignment shops. Sure a lot of the stuff you find at these places are just junk, but it’s kind of like treasure hunting. I normally find one great deal of the day.
Twice a year there is a huge children’s consignment sale here [...]
about 2 years ago - 2 comments
If you have ever wondered why I love Mitchell so much, this should answer your question.
I come home from work to this on the door:
about 2 years ago - 1 comment
Sex during pregnancy has started to become… difficult to say the least. Your, ok maybe our, “normal” positions have become either painful or impossible. I feel too much like a beached whale to start experimenting with positions that might work. Neither of our sex drives have been effected by the pregnancy, so [...]
about 2 years ago - 1 comment
Pregnancy dreams are a lot like acid trips. I’ve dreamed about everything from house elves to Mitchell telling me to just call him after I had the kid. But I did want to share my dream from a few nights ago.
It started at a new house Mitchell and I have been looking at (we must [...]
about 2 years ago
Yikes! I’ve been cranky as heck lately and I wish I could blame it on a pregnancy.
about 2 years ago
Men, they do say the wrong things, however not all the time.
about 2 years ago
Stumbled across randomly and this made me laugh (I’ve been pregnant 3 times). And this is why you demand ice cream at 3am!
about 2 years ago
Hi, Jennifer. I’m attempting my first Wordpress blog, and I fell so in love with your Dixie Bell theme. I’ve been making some changes to the code to suit my personality, and somewhere along the line, I noticed that I have the number 0 appearing between the links on my blogroll. Is that something you’ve seen before, or did I do something crazy to the CSS? I’ve never used CSS before, and all of my attempts to fix it myself have failed.
Thanks!
about 2 years ago
lmfao…classic. why is it pregnant women get wider noses? my sis in laws nose was noticeably bigger when she was preg.
about 2 years ago
I lol’ed at this post, thank you!
(Fot the record, ankles never look so sexy as they do at around 24 hours after giving birth – they look around half the size!)
Anita
about 2 years ago
that’s a great list. Men always say the wrong things!
about 2 years ago
my favorite has always been after the birth… “that baby still hasn’t come yet?”
about 2 years ago
I was told i was in pregnancy denial by a friend who couldn’t understand why I didn’t want to talk about being pregnant with her constantly. Maybe it was her repeating the story about her friend who was too late to get an epidural and screamed in pain. She told me this story 4 or 5 times in the same week!