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May
10
As I approach my last days of pregnancy I want to offer my non-educated, completely un-researched advice to those who are, or will be pregnant…
- Take it easy. You can only play the pregnancy card for 9 months. Take advantage of it and let other’s do the little things for you.
- You are not crazy. It’s the hormones.
- Ask your doctor for a prescription of phenergan and zofran at your very first appointment. Keep those with you at all times along with Zantac. You are nauseated and have heart burn 24/7 for 9 months.
- There are 2 books you need. The rest just repeat the same information in these two: Belly Laughs by Jenny McCarthy and What to Expect When You’re Expecting by Heidi Murkoff and Sharon Mazel.
- It’s ok to hate being pregnant. This doesn’t make you a bad person and it won’t make you a bad mommy. It’s also ok to give a big f-you to those who tell you they never felt better when they were pregnant.
Comments
Steven Trotter on 12 May, 2008 at 8:50 am #
I’ve never felt better than I did when I was pregnant. 
Atomic Bombshell on 12 May, 2008 at 8:13 pm #
Wow… I’m going to refer to this when it’s my turn. Your site design looks great, btw. And I can hardly wait to meet our baby girl! Tick, tick, tick, tick… DING!
Goldilocks on 16 May, 2008 at 1:01 am #
Are you having it particularly rough or are you symptoms pretty common?
jennifer on 17 May, 2008 at 3:59 pm #
Oh hush Steven!
Auntie Bombshell, I actually had a dream that Chloe was in an actual oven cooking. You could look in the door and see her grow. Disturbing to say the least, but from what I’ve read a very normal pregnancy dream.
Goldilocks, my symptoms are pretty common, I’m just a big baby 
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