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Posted on 10-05-2008
Filed Under (pregnancy) by jennifer

As I approach my last days of pregnancy I want to offer my non-educated, completely un-researched advice to those who are, or will be pregnant…

  1. Take it easy.  You can only play the pregnancy card for 9 months.  Take advantage of it and let other’s do the little things for you.
  2. You are not crazy.  It’s the hormones.
  3. Ask your doctor for a prescription of phenergan and zofran at your very first appointment.  Keep those with you at all times along with Zantac.  You are nauseated and have heart burn 24/7 for 9 months.
  4. There are 2 books you need.  The rest just repeat the same information in these two:  Belly Laughs by Jenny McCarthy and What to Expect When You’re Expecting by Heidi Murkoff and Sharon Mazel.
  5. It’s ok to hate being pregnant.  This doesn’t make you a bad person and it won’t make you a bad mommy.  It’s also ok to give a big f-you to those who tell you they never felt better when they were pregnant.
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Steven Trotter on 12 May, 2008 at 8:50 am #

I’ve never felt better than I did when I was pregnant. ;)


Atomic Bombshell on 12 May, 2008 at 8:13 pm #

Wow… I’m going to refer to this when it’s my turn. Your site design looks great, btw. And I can hardly wait to meet our baby girl! Tick, tick, tick, tick… DING!


Goldilocks on 16 May, 2008 at 1:01 am #

Are you having it particularly rough or are you symptoms pretty common?


jennifer on 17 May, 2008 at 3:59 pm #

Oh hush Steven!

Auntie Bombshell, I actually had a dream that Chloe was in an actual oven cooking. You could look in the door and see her grow. Disturbing to say the least, but from what I’ve read a very normal pregnancy dream.

Goldilocks, my symptoms are pretty common, I’m just a big baby :)


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