Funny
It’s a Dog eat Dog World
Feb 11th
A few Saturdays ago, Chloe and I were playing in the living room and there was a knock at the door. A cute little neighborhood girl had a “Lost Dog” poster she was passing around. She asked me if I had seen this dog. Me, being sympathetic, wrote down the phone number and told her I hadn’t seen the dog but would be on the look out for it. As she was leaving I told her I hoped she found her dog. Her response was one I was not exptecting…
Girl: “Oh, that’s not my dog. That dog ate my dog and I’m helping someone try to find it.”
Me: “Well, that’s disturbing.” Seriously, what do you say to something like this?
Checking the weather
Jun 24th
An actual conversation between Mitchell and I today…
Me: Did you hear it thunder this morning?
Mitchell: Yeah, I heard it then got up to check the weather on the internet to see if it was raining.
Me: Why didn’t you just look outside.
Mitchell: Heh, didn’t think about it.