We start looking to see what other couples in our situation have done. While we haven’t found any great answers, we did find a ton of laughs.

Disclaimer: this is not a medical document, it is for pure entertainment. Anything you read here is not scientifically researched. We are not doctors, we are geeks. Sadly, I feel the need to put this here.

Let your partner know if anything feels uncomfortable, even if it’s something you’re used to doing all the time. If you find you’re feeling turned on but not enjoying intercourse, consider other erotic activities, such as mutual pleasuring, oral sex, or self-stimulation. Experiment and make adjustments as a couple to make sex relaxing and pleasurable for both of you.

This is wonderful advice, but you really don’t feel like experimenting at this point.

Is it true that having sex during pregnancy will make your child smarter?

This is a very funny read.

Mitchell then finds this quote:

Pregnant sex is quite often, funny sex.

Now we are completely off track and now are searching pregnancy humor.

Tough Titties to Mother Effers Va-J-J Jelly. Great products.

After hours of finding the silliest solutions we gave up and headed to bed to just cuddle.